Rep. Matt Gaetz (FL-01)

I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. You’re all clear, kid. Let’s blow this thing and go home! Dantooine. They’re on Dantooine.

I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan Partially, but it also obeys your commands. Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? What!? A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.

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I want to come with you to Alderaan. There’s nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. I’m trying not to, kid. Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you’re going. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed.

What?! Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base.

Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, Commander. There’ll be no one to stop us this time! What!? Alderaan? I’m not going to Alderaan. I’ve got to go home. It’s late, I’m in for it as it is. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck.